The Dating Fail Chronicles

oy. rule #1: keep the opening message free of racially charged...

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 14:27:14 -0400

oy. rule #1: keep the opening message free of racially charged topics.

thanks to pinkbunnu for the submission!

so many words…so little content. it’s...

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 08:58:10 -0400

so many words…so little content. it’s almost…impressive?

dammit! he’s onto us and our inexplicable need to...

Mon, 25 Jul 2011 08:54:59 -0400

dammit! he’s onto us and our inexplicable need to gravitate towards assholes who probably say things like, “dude, you could totally take that chick down.”

ilovecharts:

Definitely not trying to stir the pot a bit.

-Rob

there’s a strange part of me that respects his confronting...

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 08:53:20 -0400

there’s a strange part of me that respects his confronting of male pattern baldness with such bravado. but mostly i’m just like wtf dood.

what, you got a problem with eastern europeans?

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 19:10:34 -0400

what, you got a problem with eastern europeans?

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Tue, 05 Jul 2011 19:09:24 -0400

Oh, just your average run of the mill triple haha message. He...

Mon, 30 May 2011 22:53:00 -0400

Oh, just your average run of the mill triple haha message. He went for the hat trick, ladies and gentlemen.

file under: if you have to ask…

Mon, 30 May 2011 22:53:00 -0400

file under: if you have to ask…

dude…you’re making this too easy for me. #meta

Mon, 30 May 2011 22:51:37 -0400

dude…you’re making this too easy for me. #meta

so if i’m 7, does that mean i get to go back to 2nd grade?...

Mon, 30 May 2011 22:48:10 -0400

so if i’m 7, does that mean i get to go back to 2nd grade? because i would really like to start over on learning fractions.

Unprompted white supremacy talk…we’re off to a good...

Mon, 30 May 2011 22:46:00 -0400

Unprompted white supremacy talk…we’re off to a good start.

AM I EVER!

Mon, 30 May 2011 22:45:56 -0400

AM I EVER!

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Sun, 07 Nov 2010 23:35:42 -0500

in the words of dr. phil…how’s that workin’...

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 23:23:26 -0400

in the words of dr. phil…how’s that workin’ out for ya?

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Mon, 25 Oct 2010 23:22:00 -0400

Everyone sing hallelujiah, it’s time for a fun new feature...

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 23:18:11 -0400

Everyone sing hallelujiah, it’s time for a fun new feature called CHARTBREAK. Love it, hug it, kiss it, reblog it, send it to your grandma.

Drinking your own pee. Save for second date.

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 23:06:02 -0400

Drinking your own pee. Save for second date.

When Magic the Gathering isn’t the worst element of a...

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 23:00:22 -0400

When Magic the Gathering isn’t the worst element of a profile, run away. Run. And don’t look back.

Save the scat talk for the first date, kay?

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 23:00:00 -0400

Save the scat talk for the first date, kay?

this really has overtones of the “people to kill”...

Mon, 25 Oct 2010 22:58:04 -0400

this really has overtones of the “people to kill” scene with steve buscemi in billy madison. [applies red lipstick]