The Dating Fail Chronicles

oy. rule #1: keep the opening message free of racially charged topics.

thanks to pinkbunnu for the submission!

so many words…so little content. it’s almost…impressive?

dammit! he’s onto us and our inexplicable need to gravitate towards assholes who probably say things like, “dude, you could totally take that chick down.” 

ilovecharts:

Definitely not trying to stir the pot a bit.

-Rob

there’s a strange part of me that respects his confronting of male pattern baldness with such bravado. but mostly i’m just like wtf dood.

what, you got a problem with eastern europeans?

Oh, just your average run of the mill triple haha message. He went for the hat trick, ladies and gentlemen.

file under: if you have to ask…

dude…you’re making this too easy for me. #meta

so if i’m 7, does that mean i get to go back to 2nd grade? because i would really like to start over on learning fractions.